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³Jokes¹
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Some guys are standing in a queue in
front of a Soviet butcher.
One says " Now I'm tired of waiting,
I'll go and shoot that fellow
Gorbachev. "
As he returns, his friend asks him
"Well, did you shoot him ? "
"No, that queue was even longer"
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Two policemen are standing at the
guardpost, and the weather is very
cold. One of them breathes his hands.
-Why don't you put your hands into your
pocket? - asks the other.
-It's impossible. There are my gloves.
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Two policmen are waiting at the
bus-stop.
-Are we going by bus, or by foot ?
-It depends on what is coming first.
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A woman takes his car to the service:
-What's the matter, mister ?
-Hmmm..... Ajaj... I am afraid it's a
short circuit.
-And then ? Make it longer.
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³See next page for more jokes -->¹
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The american policemen catch a spanish
bank robber in New York. At the office
the inspector interrogate him with the
help of an interpreter.
-Where is the money ? - asks.
The interpreter translates and the
spanish robber answers.
-I don't tell it to you.
The inspector places his revolver, and
asks again:
-If you don't tell it, I'll shot you up
as a dog.
The spanish becomes frightened, and
answers fast.
-Behind the fountain in the central
park.
The interpreter translates:
-He says he don't afraid of death,shot!